“The material developed dark spots inside the translucent body, began to deteriorate creating bubbles and divets, continued to smell horribly, and burned my vagina terribly when I used it. Eventually, even the addition of a condom could not curb the burning and I had to throw it away.”—A jelly double dong review. THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T USE JELLY TOYS. (via heyepiphora)
I decided I wanted a place to collect all the erotic imagery I find delicious and I dont think this blog is the place, so I started another Tumblr. If you’re interested in seeing what turns me on, go here.
If you are local (Atlanta Metro Area) and happen to be free tomorrow (Monday March 12th), please consider joining the March on the State Capitol to let our state government know how we feel about this war on women’s reproductive rights.
ATLANTA, GA – Monday, March 12, 2012 marks the 31st day of the Georgia General Assembly’s legislative session. Many politicians now openly support a denial of basic health care for women or the reversal of essential women’s rights. With the 2012 elections looming this year, the culture war seems to deliver every day a new insult to women’s dignity.
This has got to stop. We know that efforts to restrict reproduction, sexual, and parenting freedoms are often linked to other forms of discrimination which we oppose.
The organizations listed below have come together to support this Walk in Solidarity, 1 by 1, around the state capitol. Our organizing principle is as follows: We are here to reclaim our voice. We reject bills that do not comply and support bills that do comply with the following principles* for all Georgia’s women:
to determine when and whether to have children,
to have a healthy pregnancy and birth;
to become a parent and parent with dignity, and
to have safe and healthy relationships and families.
Arizona steps up to the plate as one of the next states to pass a bill that hands her right to decide on her own healthcare to doctors, and more importantly, state legislators. I’m completely disheartened by all the actions various state governments have taken against women over the past couple months. I feel like we’ve traveled back in time and space to when women were property to be bought and sold like cattle, our sexuality and health in the hands of our controllers. I know in some places in this world that still happens, but should our own government be claiming such control over us? We are a world power and much of the world looks to us as an example. I have to admit we Americans, as a whole, are a really shitty role model of how to treat fellow human beings.
“Americans are creating massive public outcries in favor of birth control. Translation: Americans are creating massive public outcries in favor of sex for pleasure, sex for reasons other than procreation, sex for sex’s own sake. Americans are willing to stand up and acknowledge that they have sex because it feels good — and they are creating massive public outcries when people try to interfere with that, or try to shame them about it. I don’t think that would have been the case twenty years ago. Maybe not even ten years ago. But now, today, in 2012, Americans are willing, and proud, and passionately eager, to say out loud, ‘I use birth control. I have sex for pleasure. I don’t want to have children right now, I may never want to have children — and I still plan to have sex. And that is a good thing.’”—Greta Christina (Birth Control, and Why I’m Proud of Americans Right Now)
Woman:I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman:I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman:Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government:Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman:It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Man:For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government:Do you have a penis?
Man:YES, YES I DO!!
Government:WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government:But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government:Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.